tooies:

this website’s moderation sucks ass and it has a terrible bot problem and there are an enormous amount of bugs but thankfully we have a staff team hard at work not addressing any of these but instead making shitty ui changes that nobody wants

lizvi:

we need to popularize the term “mutual bait”, where you make a post with the sole purpose of a specific mutual interacting with it

beriliaa:

devilishdescent:

devilishdescent:

you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

i dreamt this post got 19k notes overnight and everyone i knew had disowned me for for my cat 5 Sack Slip event

toastbutteregg:

goodscreencaps:

chefwhatnot:

mega-gaymer-party:

anyotherstar:

anyotherstar:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

anyotherstar:

anyotherstar:

Adobe Premiere is like a horse

hates being alive. expensive. designed to run fast. does not. makes me feel like a girl in a mid 2000s horse girl movie going shhh shhh in the only one who understands you. it’s okay girl. and then it bites my fingers.

u okay bud?

It crashed as soon as I made this post i’m gonna feed my editing software oats 👍. from my hand 🫴

she needs all the strength she can get for the big race (rendering 4k clips)

joyflameball:

sergle:

when ppl’s “body positive/plus size” art just starts and ends with a big ass

thebigbiwolf:

the-frog-in-the-bog:

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

Huge fan of the phrase “get pickled, idiot”

ghostcrows:

warning to all beverage drinkers

condensention will make your fucking cup stick to the, coaster and the coaster will get glued to the cup from water particles. VERY DANGEROUS. please wear a hard hat and go online to webkinz.com and spin the wheel of wow to get a fun prize, every day daily

unaloid:

solipseismic:

128x128 transparent ibuprofen png for when u and the discord server want to take ibuprofen together

dont mind if we do!!!

tartrazeen:

bearie:

cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :) 

Friend affection Friend meeting :) share a chair when there’s not enough seating

jame7t:

most terrifying website

localairport:

You’ve seen them criss-crossing the skies, but let’s take a closer look at the aircraft that visit Local Airport! Today we’re checking out little ceepo